Ayla's Funny Poem

Here I am,
Far from home,
Writing a poem
To make someone smile.
(Though this is lacking in style)

If I can’t quite think of what to write,
Please don’t stab me in the eye!
If you give me some time,
Aww fuck it, the most random rhyme is “mime.”
If I give this pile of shit a little work,
Maybe I’ll at least earn a smirk.
But for now my flow seems to be off,
For punishment, get two fingers and tell me to cough.

Ya know, it’s really kind of late,
And to be honest I can’t really think.
Then again, that fact always holds true…
Uh-oh, randomness declares I yell “MOO!”
So this might not be my greatest work yet,
But I’m willing to bet
It’s better then me being anxious while I sit here and… sit.

Now for this stanza I’ll need something real funny!
I’m going to need something that rhymes with “tummy!”
But I can’t think of a thing (guess that makes me a dummy)
I wish you’d get back, I’m missing my Ayla buddy!